With our trip coming up in less than 48 hours, it's definitely time for a little levity and a-musement around here!! In keeping with a Ukrainian theme, I found this Ukrainian Army recruiting video on YouTube that is pretty funny. The video itself is a trip, even without understanding a word of the language...but I found a transcript for it, which is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy!!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH\_E6YSQqTo]

Transcript: (editorial comments in italics are mine)

Girl 1: Would you take us for a ride on your BMW?

BMW-driver: Even to the end of the world!

Assault vehicle rolls up...

Soldier: Hey,I'd like to drown some vodka, girls!

Girl 1: Just a second!

Girls surround soldier with drinks...

Girl 2: Where do you live?

Soldier: Right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!

Sooooo smoooooth...

Girl 1: Which work???

Soldier: Contract of course!

Blonde girl: Contract?? marriage contract or what?

Girl 3: Army contract, stupid!

Assault vehicle drives off with girls in pursuit...

BMW driver: Hey, don't you wanna ride on my car?

Girls: Forget it, take yourself for a ride!

Narrator: It's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in Ukrainian armed forces!

Sure beats "An Army of One," doesn't it?!?